All’s-well-that-ends-well department

So: a lady in Fort Wayne, Indiana, is driving along when a voice in her head — subsequently identified as belonging to the Creator of the Whole Big Universe — tells her to let go of the wheel because He wants a turn driving.

She follows the Divine Command and takes her hands off the wheel.

“I remember it happened and I didn’t quite know what was going on for a split second. As I grabbed the handle bars as the bike was losing control and I looked back around my left shoulder, all I see is her tire and the left bumper getting ready to run my face over. Literally I was inches from that bumper and I just said to myself today is the day I die. I just shut my eyes and said if this is the way that God wants to do it then I guess that this is the way we’re going to do it,” Oliveri said.

He has a lengthy list of injuries including road rash and a set of broken ribs.

“She rolled over the bike and she rolled over me and everything and I just figured that was it.”

Yup. On instruction from no less than the Very Big Guy Himself, one Prionda Hill surrendered command of her vehicle to an Invisible Friend and rolled over a motorcyclist.

Now, Fort Wayne has a population of slightly more than 250,000-people. Some of them are architects, some of them are engineers, some of them are lawyers, pharmacists, doctors, computer programmers — on and on.

What do you figure are the odds of Prionda Hill hitting somebody whose girlfriend is even dumber than herself?

He was taken to Lutheran Hospital. He said the bruises and road rash on his back look like a heart and angel wings. Oliveri’s fiance doesn’t think that’s any sort of coincidence, either.

“When he came into the emergency room, the bruise on the top of his back was shaped like a heart. When we got him up to his room, his bruise on his back, and even now, is shaped like angel wings. Even the nurses said that. His guardian angel was watching over him, and she gave him her wings. Then she went on vacation, because he’s put her through the ringer,” Oliveri’s fiance said.

Uh-huh. This is an interesting scenario, no? Job-like, God idly picks Oliveri for some screwing with, and a junior member of the Team snatches him from death and leaves a bleeding angel wing-shaped mess on his back.

I mean, maybe that’s how it happened. Who the hell knows what an angel wing looks like, anyhow? And has the voice in Ms. Hill’s head ever caused her to almost kill anybody else? And what is God going to do about that angel who swept in and foiled His plan?


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The sickness on the Right, ctd

The anti-abortion group Operation Save America interrupted a memorial service at a Unitarian Church because they disagree with that church’s position on abortion.

At the Unitarian Universalist “church” in New Orleans, Deanna Waller, Jay Rogers, Mary Claire, Ken Scott, Russell Hunter, Toby Harman and others presented the truth of the Gospel in this synagogue of Satan. As God would have it, the “church” was filled with students from a “social justice” training school. According to Rev. Flip Benham, OSA National Director, the team presented a “dynamic witness.”

During an open “meditation” time, Deanna shared the Word of the Lord. When the female “pastor” took issue, Deanna reminded her that, “It would be better for him if a millstone were hung around his neck, and he were thrown into the sea, than that he should offend one of these little ones” (Luke 17:2). In violation of their “sacred tenants” of peace and tolerance, Deanna and others were summarily escorted out of the service.

OK, never mind for the moment that these ignorant morons don’t know the difference between a tenet and a tenant, and that both science and Biblical scholarship have dispositively, irrevocably, destroyed the Gospels.

What decent adult does a thing like this?

What thinking adult expects it to persuade anyone of anything?

How, really, can this behavior be understood as anything but the expression of psychological illness?


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MIssionary accused of multiple sex crimes

An Oklahoma missionary has been accused of multiple sex crimes against children during an African mission trip.

An Edmond teenager faces a possible life in prison sentence after authorities say they learned about shocking crimes he allegedly committed on an African mission trip.

The suspect was volunteering at a Kenyan children’s home when he allegedly raped and molested a number of young children.

According to court records, 19-year-old Matthew Durham confessed …

Those selfless missionaries get into lots of trouble, it turns out. Seriously, we need to get over the marketing lie that Godly Folk are somehow ‘better’ than everybody else; the truth is that a great many of them are grievously disturbed.


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Meet my neighbors, ctd

This Tarheel Holy Man won’t be making his court date.

A former concord pastor took his own life days after authorities took out warrants to arrest him on child sex charges.

Channel 9 learned Monday the former pastor shot himself in front of deputies this weekend.


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The Will to Power

Book One: European Nihilism
II: Nihilism

§26 The pessimism of active energy: the question “for what?” after a terrible struggle, even victory. That something is a hundred times more important than the question of whether we feel well or not: basic instinct of all strong natures — and consequently also whether others feel well or not. In sum, that we have a goal for which one does not hesitate to offer human sacrifices, to risk every danger, to take upon oneself whatever is bad and worst: the great passion.


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